The Ultimate Useless Page

It has happened again! I have been forced to write a page that uses certain Internet tricks because if I don't..... well, you know. So here's the Ultimate Useless Page!!!!

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"Perfect!" exclaimed Pete as he gazed upon the house of his dreams. It was an old house that the previous owner had left because he thought it had been possessed by a demon. It was only a rumor, but Pete didn't believe in that kind of thing, so it was of no concern to him. "This house's previous owner left it for obvious reasons...It's possessed!" joked the real-estate agent. He had a big toothy smile that made Pete feel ill when he looked at him. "Yea, right," Pete thought. "This house is in very good condition considering its age. It'll be sixty-four years old next month." The real-estate agent switched into his selling mode now. "It's also very cheap considering its size. Its only one hundred and fifty-six thousand dollars," the real-estate agent said cheerfully. Pete wasn't afraid of the cost. After all, he was the owner of Anime Incorporated (one of the world's largest Japanimation dealers). "I'll take it!" Pete exclaimed in a semi-excited voice. It was the perfect house, large, black, almost a mansion in proportion. In the front yard there were two skeleton trees without leaves or many branches. The house had a small staircase leading up to the porch. The stairs were gray from acid rain, and the railings were partially green with mold. At the top of the stairs were two stone Gargoyles. Neither seemed like they had been touched by the world at all, because neither of them had any scratches, chips, or mold on them. The one on the left side looked as if it were made out of marble or some other shiny black stone. The one on the right, however, was different. It looked as if it was made from granite or even cement. The body positioning was different as well. The Gargoyle on the left was sitting with its talons between its legs and its wings pointed up and then curved down with no facial expression. The Gargoyle on the right was half standing up with its wings pointing down, its arms in the air and a small smile on its face. Pete looked at the two Gargoyles, smiled and thought, "This just keeps getting better, and better!" No one really knew why Pete desired such a creepy, decrepit old house. Perhaps he liked the house so much because he didn't believe in superstition.

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